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Today’s Snark Factor 3 in 3 has Congress trying to reopen the Department of Homeland Security, Chevron warning that air travel could get even more expensive, and Little Caesars testing drone delivery in Texas.
So, naturally, the most functional institution in America may now be a pizza chain sending breadsticks through the sky.
Congress can’t deliver funding.
Airlines can barely deliver flights.
But Little Caesars can deliver pizza from the clouds.
That feels about right.
Three stories. Three minutes. Let’s go.
Sources:
USA Today: DHS shutdown and Congress
CBS News: Chevron CEO on airfare and jet fuel
MLive: Little Caesars drone delivery
