Today on The Snark Factor 3 in 3, late-night edition!
More than 1,000 TSA officers have reportedly quit during the DHS shutdown, which is less than ideal if you enjoy the modern airport experience of standing barefoot in a security line while society collapses politely around you.
The CDC is warning about antibiotic-resistant Salmonella linked mostly to backyard poultry, because apparently the chickens have unionized and gone biological.
And Bon Jovi’s “Living on a Prayer” turns 40 this year, which means Tommy doesn’t just work on the docks anymore. Tommy needs progressive lenses, lower sodium, and a guy who can look at the water heater.
Three stories. Three minutes. Let’s go.
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