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I missed a day, and this one is late because the basement flooded.
So yes, today’s episode was written by a man who recently stared at wet flooring and reconsidered the entire concept of home ownership.
We start with Congress quietly paying out taxpayer money for sexual harassment settlements, which is one of those stories that makes you say, “Wait… we had to pass a law to stop that?”
Then we move to frozen pizza sold at Walmart and Aldi, facing a salmonella alert, because apparently, even late-night freezer regret now comes with a public health advisory.
And with Mother’s Day coming Sunday, restaurants are rolling out deals, freebies, brunch specials, bonus gift cards, and the most dangerous phrase in American dining:
“Participating locations.”
Congressional settlements.
Salmonella pizza.
Mother’s Day brunch.
Three stories, three minutes.
Let’s go.
